Diem to Carpe

I’m leaving so soon. I’m incredibly nervous.

I’m scared and sometimes all I wanna do is cry.

I need you.

allenthomson:

#avengers midnight premier (Taken with Instagram at AMC Tysons Corner 16)

god damnit james

stop having so many good posts

you’re like my biggest tumblr crush right now

stop it

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ablurredrainbowconnection:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

this is the best thing I have ever heard.

(Source: theguidinglight, via undercover-superman)

(Source: quellary, via danaromanoffed)

SO RELEVANT

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!

me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

undercover-superman:

You’ve been asleep, Cap. For almost 70 years

(Source: -labyrinth)

5perfectboys-facts:

everyone! go and vote for diemtocarpe’s dad on this site: http://www.hot995.com/cc-common/contests/photo_contest.php?image_id=269729&id=184090 if her dad wins, she gets 4 tickets to a one direction concert, meet&greet with one direction, and backstage passes! go vote for her dad! xo <3

(Source: 5perfectboys-facts)

beast: hey I just met you
beast: and this is crazy
beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
beast: DONT YOU DARE
beast: TOUCH MY WEST WING
beast: WOMAN
beast: UNDERSTAND?
beast: so come to dinner maybe